The Legend of Computer Zorro

Zorro (Spanish for Fox) is the secret identity of Dave Woolsey, a gringo and master computer swordsman living in the Baja Norte, Southern California region. He defends the people of the land against spyware, malware, trojans and other villains, and is not only much too cunning and fox-like for the bumbling bad guys & hackers, but delights in publicly humiliating those same foes by righting their wrongs, while riding on his trusty horse Exterra.

Your Questions About Computer Skimmer

Maria asks…

what is the best aquarium computer/controller?

Also, what would be the best protein skimmer for a 100 gallon tank with a sump
thanks
Ed.C

dave answers:

I would get the computerized aquarium controller and a sump pump with a protien slimmer.

Susan asks…

Why is cost a consideration ?

<<The Royal Navy and BAE Systems plc were pleased as punch yesterday to announce that their implementation of Windows for Submarines™ is complete ahead of schedule. Windows boxes on Ethernet LANs are now in control of the UK's nuclear-propelled and nuclear-armed warship fleet.

The programme is called Submarine Command System Next Generation (SMCS NG), and uses varying numbers of standard multifunction consoles with two LCD screens, hooked up on an internal Ethernet network installed on each sub. Initial reports as the programme developed suggested that the OS in question would be Windows 2000, but those who have worked on it have since informed the Reg that in fact it is mostly based on XP.

BAE and the Navy say the project has completed early, as many of the systems were installed extremely fast. The entire command system of HMS Vigilant, a Trident nuclear-missile submarine, was apparently replaced with the SMCS-NG Windows LAN in just 18 days, according to BAE. The use of commercial-off-the-shelf technology is expected to save the taxpayer as much as £22m in support costs over the next ten years - a bit more than £2m a year, or about a thousandth off Trident's running costs.

“This is a fantastic achievement," said Captain Pat O'Neill. "From speaking to operators and maintainers, I know how much they like SMCS NG. BAE Systems' work is proof that we can get commercial off the shelf technology to sea quickly and support it affordably."

Many in the software community have viewed the Royal Navy's wholesale move to Windows-based command systems with concern, feeling that the savings are not such as to justify possible losses in security, reliability and assurance. In addition to the existing nuclear submarine fleet, the RN will use similar equipment to handle its new Type 45 destroyers in combat, and versions of SMCS-NG will also lie at the core of the upcoming Astute-class subs.

Here on the Reg naval desk, we'd go relatively easy on submarine worries - even the Trident boats - as sub command LANs are by their nature very isolated and physically secure, and submarines almost never need to give their command systems autonomous firing authority.

By contrast, however, an air-defence destroyer like the Type 45 - if it is to be much use - will fairly often have to give its collection of Windows boxes the ability to loose off a sheaf of Aster missiles without human authorisation. Shooting down the possible supersonic sea-skimmers of tomorrow will be even more impossible with the delays of having humans in the loop.

Just to add to the slight feeling of nerves, a destroyer LAN will need to be connected to other networks off the ship as a matter of routine, and physical access to a destroyer is hugely easier than to a sub as well.

So we aren't really looking at Windows boxes triggering nuclear armageddon if something goes wrong here. But we just might, if things go wrong, be looking at a computer snag causing another USS Vincennes airliner shootdown disaster in coming years. Or, of course, at British sailors of the future staring helplessly at what would shortly be literally a blue screen of death, as the shipkillers bored in without response. ®>>

Terrific if the system works, as they then have a working model they
can use to leverage quality.
DOESN'T mean to say the BAE system has to be necessarily be used at sea.

dave answers:

Publicity is publicity M, whether it is bad publicity. A worser thing than being talked about is not being talked about. Heck let us throw Charlie and his elevated dog another bone, a crumb for them to wag upon, the praying mantis prospers in Gods demise, and the ruination of respectability, nobility and fidelity. ...

Casts another crumb to the vicious old crow and its legion of equally volitient crows expending much time tormenting who has now been greatly rewarded for doing so. ...

Ken asks…

With all these great things. What was so bad about the Nazi's?

Statements on the Internet on what the Nazis invented/ contributed to the modern world
Volkswagen
KdF
computer, invented by Konrad Zuse 1941.
Jet plane in 1939 by Heinkel Flugzeugwerke.
The first manned rocket flight in 1945 (unfortunately it lasted only some seconds and pilot Lothar Sieber died)
Nazi doctors, in line with their campaign for public health were the first to write a major scientific paper linking smoking with lung cancer, I believe smoking was even banned, for a brief time in the Luftwaffee.
Nazis invented Nerve gasses Sarin and Tabun.
Invented first effective automatic rifle, single person anti-tank weapons (precursors to RPGs).
You can see some magnificant architecture by Speer that was planned in nearly any documentary on the man.
Autobahns
Stealth technolgy was invented by the Horten brothers during the Reich.
Audio technology using magnetic tape was a Third Reich invention. Copying German tape recorders was how the famous American corporation Ampex got its start. Magnetic tape was also essential later for the video tape recorder. Allies hadn't a clue how the Axis was transmitting speeches and programs hours apart to different locations and having them sound "live." It was top of the list of technologies to capture as the war concluded.
Management systems for keeping massive and complex development programs on track was another "invention" transferred to the US, along with its scientists and project managers. These systems allowed the Germans to have developments underway in numerous categories and perform them remarkably well.
The Wankel engine, which is now referred to as the "rotary engine" was invented during the Third Reich. Mazda uses this engine extensively.

Someone mentioned the Autobahnen as really an idea thought up during the Weimar Republic. Yes, but that brings to light another achievement, and that is simply the will and energy to put unemployed workers to work doing things that needed to be done, something the Weimar government was totally inept at doing. "Parliamentary chaos" combined with acquiescence to WWI reparations were the problems.

Missile technology: Ground-to-ground, air-to-air, air-to-ground, ground-to-air, ship-to-ship, etc., using wire guidance, TV guidance, IR guidance (everything but laser quidance). Most of these missiles were not at the highest form of development, but their work launched and made a bundle of money later on for corporations like Boeing, Raytheon, Hughes Aircraft, North American Aviation (Rocketdyne Div.), etc. All of these companies had their German "Chief Scientist" heading up research and development operations.

The promising IR technologies were mostly all developed during the Third Reich. They had "night vision" devices while the Allies were still wondering if such things were possible.

Modern sewer treatment facilities are all derived from Third Reich technology. You've probably seen them with their settling ponds and huge skimmers.

While the Englishman, Farnsworth, gets credit for the invention of a very rudimentary television, it was the Third Reich that perfected television and conducted the first broadcasting.

Application of geophones for seismic wave detection was used for locating artillary.

The "wishbone cannon" was invented and installed at Calais, France. It was destroyed before it was operable.

The "rail gun" was another significant invention, which the US and SU copied. This weapon employes a series of ring magnets to propell a rail mounted projectile. The significant feature of this "gun" is that it can accelerate the projectile at a speed nearing infinity -- at least in theory. Conventional explosives are limited by their individual, finite rates of expansion and hence constrained in how fast they can make a projectile move.

The intial "invention" of the Third Reich that made everything possible was the breaking away from the international banking system, which made its money on debt finance; i.e., usury. This act was probably the most important event which caused WWII to later occur. In the Thirties the German economy was booming and all sorts of new humane benefits were granted to workers. Elsewhere, deep economic depression was underway, and Roosevelt, for instance, really couldn't get things to moving until we went into a war economy mode.

In all, 300,000 patents and copyrights were expropriated from Germany by the Allies after 1945.

The Fischer-Tropsch process to produce synthetic fuels from coal, which fueled Germany's armed forces throughout the war.

The dicovery of the ingesting of faecal bacteria to cure gut problems

http://www.rense.com/general4/bac.htm

Dr Morell used his Mutaflor to treat Hitler's foul smelling stools. And used today as Symbioflor http://www.biosym.dk/english/produkt_symbioflor.htm

The chemical enhancing of soldiers' ability to fight

http://www.rense.com/general34/enhance.htm

During the Nazi era, German scientists

dave answers:

Yes, you're right about the inventions and all that stuff. What was bad about them was that they killed 6 million Jews and millions more who they didn't like, had horrible concentration camps where they would put them in gas chambers, had them dig their own graves, starve them to death, and also shot innocent men, women, children, and even babies. They were influenced by one of the most evil men in history, Adolf Hitler. So overall, they were still pretty bad people and there are still Nazis out there even today! So if you talk to people about them, they will still think of them as brutal and evil people. Know this though, not all Germans back then were Nazis. Interesting data you have there.

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Your Questions About Conficker Patches From Microsoft

Steven asks…

Have you read this article about a Windows Virus, and has it possibly affected your computer?

From Yahoo Tech News :

SAN JOSE, Calif. -
Microsoft Corp. has taken the rare step of warning about a serious computer security vulnerability it hasn't fixed yet.
The vulnerability disclosed Monday affects Internet Explorer users whose computers run the Windows XP or Windows Server 2003 operating software.
It can allow hackers to remotely take control of victims' machines. The victims don't need to do anything to get infected except visit a Web site that's been hacked.
Security experts say criminals have been attacking the vulnerability for nearly a week. Thousands of sites have been hacked to serve up malicious software that exploits the vulnerability. People are drawn to these sites by clicking a link in spam e-mail.
The so-called "zero day" vulnerability disclosed by Microsoft affects a part of its software used to play video. The problem arises from the way the software interacts with Internet Explorer, which opens a hole for hackers to tunnel into.
Microsoft urged vulnerable users to disable the problematic part of its software, which can be done from Microsoft's Web site, while the company works on a "patch" — or software fix — for the problem.
Microsoft rarely departs from its practice of issuing security updates the second Tuesday of each month. When the Redmond, Wash.-based company does issue security reminders at other times, it's because the vulnerabilities are very serious.
A recent example was the emergency patch Microsoft issued in October for a vulnerability that criminals exploited to infect millions of PCs with the Conficker worm. While initially feared as an all-powerful doomsday device, that network of infected machines was eventually used for mundane moneymaking schemes like sending spam and pushing fake antivirus software.

dave answers:

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Your Questions About Computer Repair Maintenance Contract

Lisa asks…

2003 Mercedes-Benz S-Class S430 4MATIC !!!?

Would this be a good car to buy ? Its an 03 mercedes s430 4matic with 120,000 miles, $ 15,000 . Heres the CARFAX , tell me what you guys think ? thanks

11/11/2002 US Customs Vehicle imported to
Baltimore, MD
11/15/2002 151 Michigan
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Grand Rapids, MI
Title #130N3400379 Title or registration issued
First owner reported
Registered as lease vehicle
04/28/2003 10,559 Service Facility Vehicle serviced
07/31/2003 12,644 Service Facility Vehicle serviced
12/19/2003 17,763 Service Facility Vehicle serviced
01/22/2004 21,421 Service Facility Manufacturer's recommended maintenance performed
02/27/2004 22,890 Service Facility Vehicle serviced
09/20/2004 35,730 Service Facility Battery/charging system checked
Manufacturer's recommended maintenance performed
Electrical system checked
Engine/powertrain computer/module reprogrammed
Engine/powertrain computer/module checked
Body computer/module replaced
05/10/2005 47,358 Auto Auction Sold at auction
in Illinois
Listed as
a fleet vehicle

Millions of used vehicles are bought and sold at auction every year.

05/14/2005 Mercedes-Benz of Westmont
Westmont, IL
630-654-8100
www.laurelmercedes.com
ww.laurelmercedes.c
om Maintenance inspection completed
Antenna replaced
Door weatherstrip repaired
Parts ordered
12/07/2005 Mercedes-Benz of Westmont
Westmont, IL
630-654-8100
www.laurelmercedes.com
ww.laurelmercedes.c
om Ball joint replaced
Body electrical system checked
Engine/powertrain computer/module checked
A/C compressor replaced
Air suspension checked
Door trim panel replaced
Lower ball joints replaced
12/17/2005 49,634 Service Plan Co.
Oak Brook, IL Service contract issued

Owner 2
Purchased: 2006
Type: Personal
Where: Illinois
Est. miles/year: 15,314/yr
Est. length owned: 2/14/06 - 8/2/10
(4 yrs. 5 mo.)

Date: Mileage: Source: Comments:
02/14/2006 Illinois
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Oak Brook, IL
Title #X6045201011 Title issued or updated
New owner reported
Loan or lien reported
01/15/2007 65,263 Mercedes-Benz of Westmont
Westmont, IL
630-654-8100
www.laurelmercedes.com
ww.laurelmercedes.c
om Service contract claim
Suspension serviced
Manufacturer's recommended maintenance performed
Computer checked
Alternator/Generator replaced
Maintenance inspection completed
10/03/2007 79,792 Service Plan Co. Service contract claim
Vehicle serviced
Suspension serviced
Vehicle repair completed
10/05/2007 Mercedes-Benz of Westmont
Westmont, IL
630-654-8100
www.laurelmercedes.com
ww.laurelmercedes.c
om Maintenance inspection completed
Oil and filter changed chassis lubricated
11/03/2007 81,000 Illinois
Inspection Station
Chicago, IL Passed emissions inspection
03/03/2008 87,032 Service Plan Co. Service contract claim
Vehicle serviced
Vehicle body serviced
Drive axle serviced
Transmission serviced
03/06/2008 Mercedes-Benz of Westmont
Westmont, IL
630-654-8100
www.laurelmercedes.com
ww.laurelmercedes.c
om Exterior light bulbs replaced
Oil and filter changed chassis lubricated
Maintenance inspection completed
10/23/2008 Illinois
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Oak Brook, IL Registration issued or renewed
11/20/2008 98,765 Service Plan Co. Service contract claim
Vehicle serviced
Transmission serviced
Drive axle serviced
11/28/2008 Mercedes-Benz of Westmont
Westmont, IL
630-654-8100
www.laurelmercedes.com
ww.laurelmercedes.c
om Maintenance inspection completed
Brake fluid flushed/changed
Four wheel alignment performed
Battery replaced
Exterior light bulbs replaced
02/16/2009 Illinois
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Oak Brook, IL Registration issued or renewed
10/10/2009 115,023 Mercedes-Benz of Westmont
Westmont, IL
630-654-8100
www.laurelmercedes.com
ww.laurelmercedes.c
om Brake fluid flushed/changed
Antifreeze/coolant flushed/changed
Maintenance inspection completed
Fluid levels checked
Oil and filter changed chassis lubricated
Air filter replaced
11/14/2009 116,000 Illinois
Inspection Station
Addison, IL Passed emissions inspection
08/02/2010 119,597 Auto Auction Sold at auction
in Illinois
Listed as
a dealer vehicle
09/12/2010 Mercedes-Benz USA, Inc. No recalls open for repair

dave answers:

The 2003 model year was not a good year for Mercedes when it came to reliability and dependability. The electronics on the S-Class were the worst of the entire model lineup.

This has had a number of items replaced early in its service life that never should have been a problem, including the AC compressor, alternator, body computer, and ball joints. If the replacement parts were upgraded from the OEM to solve whatever issues made them fail so early you *might* be OK. The half dozen trips in for service in its first 2 years on the road don't bode well either. The normal service interval is roughly every 13,000 miles.

I'd be passing on this one myself. If you had to pay for that body computer yourself, that would be close to 1/3 of the asking price of the car right now. That's an item that cannot be replaced with a junk-yard replacement either as all of the computers are tied to the VIN at the factory.

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Your Questions About Computer Repair Maintenance Agreement

Mary asks…

Noisy fan, Averatec 6240?

This notebook computer is loud like a lawnmower. The fan has already been replaced twice (at no cost to me, under the store's maintenance agreement) and now it's doing it for the third time! Only two months after the last repair, and it's doing it again. I'm thinking ahead, after the maintenance agreement runs out and this one part has been replaced several more times, I'll have to learn how to fix it myself. Are all notebook computer fans interchangable, or do they depend on the model? Can I get a more reliable but equivalent brand for this part? Does anyone have step-by-step instructions for taking a notebook computer apart and putting it back together again?

Thank you very sincerely for your time!

dave answers:

Hi you dont mention the make or model of your laptop and as all makes are different with internal components built into the machine differently its difficult to advise you BUT as you say that you wish to learn how to repair the notebook yourself tells me that you are not conversant with the stripping and re assembling the notebook and in this case i would seriously advise you not to try it by yourself, i repair laptops / Notebooks etc and the fan is probably part of the heat exchanger and could be difficult for you to remove plus you would possibly require special tools to upen the case, my advice would be to contact customer support via the manufactures website tell them of your concerns over the fan failure and ask them if there is an upgrade to the standard fan as they may be aware of this problem and be able to assist you to solve the problem.

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Your Questions About Conficker Patch Download

Mary asks…

Holy! the conficker virus is coming, help!?

Okay, so my computer has no antivirus, or antispyware or anything like that to find or delete viruses. I downloaded microsoft's service pack 3.
What should i download to protect my computer?
Microsoft updates or patches?(specific links to the download)
If you know any websites that you ABSOLUTELY know is safe and wont mess up the computer, that would be helpful. These can be websites for downloading free antivirus or scanner but it would be awesome if the sites were from the makers, like avg.com and not download.com(i dont trust it, lol). Thank you very much.
should i download avg right now? is it 100% guarenteed to be safe? and actually work? because i downloaded the free version and it kept searching the same place again and again for the scanner.

dave answers:

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George asks…

Recent computer virus?

I read on Yahoo news today that there is a rampant virus known as Conficker, Kido or Downadup circulating. A few days ago advice was given to ensure Microsoft's MS08-067 known as KB958644 patch was installed.

Apparently Microsoft have done a good job in protecting home PCs but how can I check to ensure this patch has been downloaded on my PC?
Thank you Mark. And so the MOD are staffed by a load of fools are they?

dave answers:

Just go to the Microsoft update website and scan for updates. That way if you haven't gotten the update you will and if there are any other updates, then you'll get those as well! Plus you won't have to do any searching on your computer and the guess work will be left behind. Good luck.

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